The Meenister’s Log
A visitor from the “Bible Belt” of the U.S.A. was touring the Highlands of Scotland, and, on the Sunday morning, came across a beautiful wee church.
There weren’t many in the congregation, but the Meenister was giving it “big licks” from the pulpit,preaching on Hell and Damnation to his somewhat cowed flock.
It was real old time, Bible-thumping religion and the American visitor was getting so caught up in it, that he shouted “Praise the Lord!”
There was a withering glance from the pulpit,and the Reverend Gentleman sternly rebuked him “We’ll have none of that in here!”