Inappropriate Comparisons

The Meenister’s  Log

Young man -recently married by me – comes to the Manse door.

“This is very embarrassing, but could we talk about a personal matter?”

“Of course, come into the study and we’ll have a chat about it”

“Well, it’s like this – I don’t seem to be able to satisfy my new wife – it seems that my penis is too small

“Oh, don’t worry about that – lots of men, according to research, feel much the same way”

“Oh, that’s great – could I have a look at yours to make  a comparison?”

He was out  the door straight away!

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