The Meenister’s Log
Young man -recently married by me – comes to the Manse door.
“This is very embarrassing, but could we talk about a personal matter?”
“Of course, come into the study and we’ll have a chat about it”
“Well, it’s like this – I don’t seem to be able to satisfy my new wife – it seems that my penis is too small
“Oh, don’t worry about that – lots of men, according to research, feel much the same way”
“Oh, that’s great – could I have a look at yours to make a comparison?”
He was out the door straight away!