Would you Adam and Eve it?

The Meenister’s Log

God   said, “Adam, I  want you to do  something for  Me.”
Adam  said, “Gladly,  Lord, what do You  want me to do?” 

God said, “Go down  into that valley.”

Adam said, “What’s  a valley?” 

God explained it to him. 

Then God said,  “Cross the  river.”

Adam said, “What’s a
  river?” 

God explained that
  to him, and then said,  “Go over to the  hill…..” 

Adam said,    “What is a  hill?” 


So, God explained to
  Adam what a hill was. 


He told Adam, “On
 the other side of the  hill you will find a  cave.” 

Adam said, ‘What’s a
  cave?’ 

After God explained,
  He  said, “In the cave  you will find a woman.” 

Adam said, “What’s a  woman?’ 

So God explained
  that to him, too.  Then, God said, ‘I  want you  to  reproduce.”

Adam said, “How do
  I do  that?” 

God first said (under
  His breath), “Geez…..” 

And then,
 just like everything else, God explained that to  Adam, as  well. 

So, Adam goes down
  into  the valley,  across the river, and  over the hill,  into the  cave, and finds the woman. 

Then, in
  about five minutes, he was back. 

God,
  His patience  wearing thin, said angrily, “What is  it  now?” 

And Adam said…. 

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