Groan! Some terrible so-called “jokes”

Q.  What kind of man was Boaz before he married  Ruth?
A.  Ruthless.

Q.  What do they call pastors  in Germany?
A.  German Shepherds.

Q.  Who was the greatest financier in the  Bible?
A.  Noah .  He was floating his stock while everyone  else was in  liquidation.

Q.  Who was the greatest female financier in the  Bible?

A.  Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of  the Nile and  drew out a
Little  prophet.

Q.  What kind of motor vehicles are in the  Bible?
A.  Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in  a Fury. David’s Triumph
Was heard throughout  the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the  apostles
Were all in one  Accord.

Q.  Who was the greatest comedian in the  Bible?
A.  Samson. He brought the house down.

Q.  What excuse did Adam give to his children as to  why he no longer lived  in Eden ?
A.  Your mother ate us out of house and  home.

Q.  Which servant of God was the most flagrant  lawbreaker in the  Bible?
A.  Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at  once.

Q.  Which area  of Palestine was  especially wealthy?
A.  The area  around Jordan .  The banks were always overflowing.

Q.  Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the  Bible?
A.  David.  He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q.  Which Bible character had no  parents?
A.  Joshua, son of Nun.

Q.  Why didn’t they play cards on  the Ark ?
A.  Because Noah was standing on the  deck.

PS..  Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make  coffee?
Yup,  it’s in the Bible. It says . .  ‘He-brews’

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