Joe, age 85 and Mary, age 81, decide to get married.

As they discuss their plans, as they wander through town, they pass a branch of Boots.

Joes suggests that they go in.

He addresses the man behind the counter:  “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”

“How about medicine for circulation?”

“All kinds ”

“Medicine for rheumatism?”


“How about suppositories?”

“But of course”

“What about vitamins, sleeping pills?


“Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”


“Incontinence pads?”


Joe:  “Great!  We’d like to use your shop as our Marriage gift registry.”



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June 23, 2014 · 13:54

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