After this morning’s service, there was a small group of worshippers having a chat outside.
As I approached my Landy, a lady asked, “Is that your car?” (The number plate is a bit of a giveaway)
“Yes, and it’s in real need of a wash”
“Why did you buy a white one?”
“Because it was the only colour available in my price range”
“Why did you buy a Freelander? Why do you need one?
“I bought it because I could, and it’s British”
“Huh! It was probably made in South America”
“More like India; Jaguar/LandRover is owned by Tata – an Indian company”
“Ta! Ta! to you too – lovely speaking to you!”