Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny, little Dracula jumps on the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
“Quick, quick!” shouts Sister Catherine. “What shall we do?”
“Turn the windscreen wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination”, says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. “What shall I do now?” she shouts.
“Switch on the windscreen washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,” says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine turns on the windscreen washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. “NOW what?” shouts Sister Catherine?
“Show him your cross,” says Sister Helen, quickly.
“Now you’re talking,” says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and shouts,
“Get the f*!# off the car, you f*!#ing little **** !”
She turns to Sister Helen, and asks “Was that cross enough?!”