I see that there is a traffic warden who briefly appears in this C of E commercial (which disappointingly has been banned from a cinema chain).
His appearance reminds me of this old joke:
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter.
So he put a note under the windscreen wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES.”
When he returned, he found a ticket from a traffic warden along with this note: “I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION.”