Four Days until Retirement
Once, while wearing my clerical collar, I asked at the Pizza place counter, do you do a ‘Wenceslas’?
“It’s deep pan, crisp and even”
(reminded of the Peter Kay joke: P. K. phones the pizza place and asks what they do – four seasons, pepperoni, ham, etc……….
PK – “Do you deliver?’
“No, we do four seasons, pepperoni, ham and so on!)
(but we do have on special offer, a “Wenceslas” What’s that? A really crap pun)