There were two funerals close together. They finished at the same time. One funeral released doves. The other funeral had a salute with several guns.  You can guess what happened…..


A Trinidadian minister writes:

The sister of deceased asked to have the casket reopened after the funeral service and before the burial. I assume for additional grieving. She bends over the deceased for a long while and comes up with…a bra! She said, ”No one should have to sped eternity in a bra.”


A Rod Stewart fan’s wife, Margaret – known as “Maggie” – passed away. It was the obvious choice for music at her funeral: Rod the Mod’s famous song, “Maggie Mae”  Unfortunately, towards the end of the song there are the words, “Maggie, I wish I’d never seen your face”  oops!





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