There were two funerals close together. They finished at the same time. One funeral released doves. The other funeral had a salute with several guns. You can guess what happened…..
A Trinidadian minister writes:
The sister of deceased asked to have the casket reopened after the funeral service and before the burial. I assume for additional grieving. She bends over the deceased for a long while and comes up with…a bra! She said, ”No one should have to sped eternity in a bra.”
A Rod Stewart fan’s wife, Margaret – known as “Maggie” – passed away. It was the obvious choice for music at her funeral: Rod the Mod’s famous song, “Maggie Mae” Unfortunately, towards the end of the song there are the words, “Maggie, I wish I’d never seen your face” oops!