So, this guy dies…….
……and wakes up on a beach.
The weather is hot, the sea is turquoise and warm, beautiful girls are playing beach volleyball, barbecues everywhere, laughter and joy.
All of a sudden, Satan comes up to him.
“Welcome to Hell. Enjoy yourself, have a drink, have a hamburger and check out the area. If you need anything or have a question, feel free to ask me.” he says.
The guy walks along the beach, has a few drinks with a nice girl.
He walks over a hill, when he sees a hole in the ground, full with tormented people, flames rising up from the hole.
The guy runs towards the beach until he finds Satan.
“Hey, I found this hole and all these people are being tormented… What’s that about?”
“Oh”, Satan says:
“That’s for the Christians, they want it that way.”