During the devastation in Florida, caused by Irma, a curfew was imposed during the hours of darkness.
Sadly, a criminal element took advantage of the abandoned streets and looted empty homes and businesses.
The police shot ten looters during the night in Miami.
The crooks arrived at the Pearly Gates, but St Peter refused them entry into Heaven, because of their evil and callous behaviour.
Five minutes later, he reports to God, “they’ve gone”
God, “All of them?”
“Nope!” replies Peter, “The bleedin’ Gates!”