A particular family was driving home from church one Sunday.
Their two year-old son in the back seat of the car was baptised that morning. Suddenly, midway home, he bursts into tears.
When his parents ask what on earth is wrong, he sniffles out the answer:
“The minister who baptized me said I would be brought up in a Christian home.”
“Yes, and?” said his parents.
“Well I want to stay with you guys!”