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February 13, 2013 · 20:36

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But He couldn’t quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

“It’s a very handy thing,” God told them, “and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it.”

Well, Adam was so excited he jumped up and down and begged, “Oh, please give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!” On and on he went like a happy little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it.

So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so thrilled he just started whizzing all over the place – first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away – laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, “Well, I guess you’re kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.”

“What’s it called?” asked Eve.

“Brains”, answered God.

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September 18, 2012 · 11:17

Would you Adam and Eve it?

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God   said, “Adam, I  want you to do  something for  Me.”
Adam  said, “Gladly,  Lord, what do You  want me to do?” 

God said, “Go down  into that valley.”

Adam said, “What’s  a valley?” 

God explained it to him. 

Then God said,  “Cross the  river.”

Adam said, “What’s a
  river?” 

God explained that
  to him, and then said,  “Go over to the  hill…..” 

Adam said,    “What is a  hill?” 


So, God explained to
  Adam what a hill was. 


He told Adam, “On
 the other side of the  hill you will find a  cave.” 

Adam said, ‘What’s a
  cave?’ 

After God explained,
  He  said, “In the cave  you will find a woman.” 

Adam said, “What’s a  woman?’ 

So God explained
  that to him, too.  Then, God said, ‘I  want you  to  reproduce.”

Adam said, “How do
  I do  that?” 

God first said (under
  His breath), “Geez…..” 

And then,
 just like everything else, God explained that to  Adam, as  well. 

So, Adam goes down
  into  the valley,  across the river, and  over the hill,  into the  cave, and finds the woman. 

Then, in
  about five minutes, he was back. 

God,
  His patience  wearing thin, said angrily, “What is  it  now?” 

And Adam said…. 

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