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Golf

A priest, a doctor, and an lawyer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Lawyer: What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!

Doctor: I don’t know but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!

Priest: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let’s have a word with him.

Priest: George, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow aren’t they?

George: Oh yes. That’s a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge!

(silence)

Priest: That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight

Doctor: Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there’s anything he can do for them.

Lawyer: Why can’t these guys play at night?

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