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Hossanasaurus Rex

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April 13, 2014 · 18:09

Jesus and the Dinosaur (caption by the Rev Owain Jones)

20213_707162245975897_1317969362_nOwain Jones In sixty years on this planet, and thirty-three in the ministry of the Kirk, the Rev. Farquhar McGlumpher had never smoked a cigarette. But he’d been curious, occasionally. And now, here in the vestry, was one someone from the choir had apparently left behind. A rather odd looking cigarette, but there you go. Handmade…. Taking the box of matches that had been used to light the Advent candles, the Rev. Mr. McGlumpher lit it, and, feeling like a naughty schoolboy, put it to his lips and drew on it. He coughed, and then – the strangest thing happened…

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Men and Dinosaurs Coexisted (LOL!!!!)

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Dinosaurs are often portrayed as having lived in a time before man. However, the available evidence shows that man and dinosaur coexisted.

Legends of dragons are found among most people groups. For example, there are the stories of Bel and the dragon, the Kulta of Australian aborigines, St. George and the dragon, and of course many Chinese legends. Often, the anatomical descriptions given are consistent, even though they come from separate continents and various times. These depictions match what we know from the fossil evidence of certain dinosaurs. Thus, dinosaurs are known directly from their fossils, and indirectly from cave drawings, tapestries, textiles, figurines, carvings, bas reliefs, and many oral and written eyewitness accounts, most of which are quite old.

The Bible states that “every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind” was created by God on Day Six of the creation week (Genesis 1:25)—including dinosaurs. On this same day, the first man and woman were also created (Genesis 1:26-27). Over 1,600 years later, Genesis 8:15 records that a pair of each land-dwelling animal “wherein is the breath of life”—again including dinosaurs—were taken aboard an ark that would have held over 101,000 square feet of floor space. This ensured that a remnant would be preserved through the worldwide watery destruction that fossilized many pre-Flood dinosaurs.

The book of Job refers to a creature called behemoth. With a massive size and a tail like a cedar tree, its description matches that of a sauropod dinosaur. God calls it to Job’s attention with the words “Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee” (Job 40:15). Thus, this statement affirms that both behemoth and man were made on the same day. Ezekiel, James, and Paul refer to the book of Job, authenticating its reliably historical testimony.

The fact that dinosaur femur soft tissues have been described as “still squishy” and contain recognizable blood cells also confirms the recency of dinosaur fossil deposition. Science continues to demonstrate that dinosaurs did not predate humans, and that dinosaur kinds did not go extinct (if they all have) until after the Flood, which occurred only thousands of years ago.

 

http://leavingfundamentalism.wordpress.com/2012/05/07/top-5-lies-told-by-accelerated-christian-education/

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For those who think that Jesus rode a dinosaur, O God, we pray.

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When Dinosaurs Roamed the Earth

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/sciencetest.asp

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Dinosaurs

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some of these ole boys down south are dinosaurs too

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April 14, 2013 · 08:04