Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but
you have no idea the lengths some people will go to sneak into Heaven.
Can you prove you’re Albert Einstein?”
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and then asks,
“Can I have a blackboard and some chalk?”
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
appear. Einstein proceeds to describe, in arcane mathematics and
symbols, his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!” he says.
“Welcome to heaven!”
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”
Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.”
Picasso erases Einstein’s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural
with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. “You are definitely the great artist you claim to
be!” he says. “Come on in!”
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.
Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both
managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?”
Dubya looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”
Saint Peter sighs and says, “Come on in, George.”