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Martin Luther

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December 3, 2013 · 14:38

Wind

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The Pope broke wind quietly as he bent over.   Queen Rania pretended not to notice despite the overpowering smell of stale incense.

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The Choir

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August 20, 2013 · 15:35

Silence is Golden

An elderly couple is attending Mass.  About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, ‘I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?’
He replies, ‘Put a new battery in your hearing aid.’

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