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“I have a husband”

Man Gets Jehovah’s Witnesses To Leave By Stating, ‘I Have A Husband’

James NicholsThe Huffington PostNov 19, 2013
When YouTube user hitmn92 had two Jehovah’s Witnesses show up at his front door bearing copies of The New World Translation, he knew exactly how to (politely) make them leave him alone.

When the pair probed him with a question about his wife, the homeowner offered a simple and amazing response: “I don’t have a wife — I have a husband. I’m gay.”

After a moment of uncomfortable laughter, the two Jehovah’s Witnesses make their exit.

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November 20, 2013 · 00:22

“Gay Demons”

 

 

 

Reverend Bob Larson is the self-proclaimed “world’s foremost expert on cults, the occult and supernatural phenomena

Larson claims that he has performed over 15,000 exorcisms and has written numerous books, like “Larson’s Book of Spiritual Warfare,” which is “an encyclopedic reference about demons, the devil, and deliverance,” and “Demon Proofing Prayers.”

A clip of Larson’s alleged exorcist handiwork (above) is now going viral. But this is no garden-variety demon purging. Oh, no! In this particular video,  Larson supposedly comes face to face with a gay demon.

While presiding over a grunting, moaning, yet otherwise normal looking middle-age man, Larson commands, “I loose him from the curse of homosexuality…” and informs the audience of onlookers, “The worst thing in the world for filthy stinking sex demon to say is ‘the holy spirit’ — they hate it.”

After the man is “freed” of the demon, the video cuts to Larson addressing the camera and stating, “I pray in the name of Jesus for those who may be battling sexual feelings of lust and pornography and lesbianism and homosexuality… Amen.” Viewers are then encouraged to call in and order a $59 three-video set to help them break “the six strongholds of Satan.”

 

 

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