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An Israeli and an Palestinian go into a bakery. The Israeli steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to the Palestinian, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”
The Palestinian says to the Israeli, “I am going to show you there is nobody better than a Palestinian.” He goes to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and give him a pastry. The Palestinian swallows it and ask for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the he asks for a third and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “Are you trying to fool me? What did you do with the pastries?
The Palestinian answers, “Look in the Israeli’s pocket.”
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take off a fat little Israeli guy got on and tookthe aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I think I’ll go up and get a coke.””No problem,” said the Israeli. “I’ll get it for you.”
While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli’s shoe and spat in it.When the Israeli returned with the coke, the other Arab said, “That looks good. I think I’ll have one too.” Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it.
The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.”How long must this go on?” he asked. “This enmity between our peoples….. this hatred… this animosity… this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?”