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An oldie politically incorrect joke

 

A 15-year-old Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall outside their community.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, “What is this, Father?”

The father, never having seen an elevator, responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a rotund old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… “Go get your Mother.”

 

 

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Vet

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We were waiting on the ground floor of the Infirmary for the lift: a consultant, a visitor wearing a tee-shirt and myself.

She started up a conversation with the the young man, commentating on his attire.  On the T, it read “When I grow up, I want to be a Vet .  “Ah”, says, Dr. M, ” Are you at veterinary school at the moment?”

Before he could answer, the elevator arrived and all three of us got in.

It was only then that she saw what the full logo was: “When I grow up, I want to be a Vet”……. and in smaller letters, “because I love studying pussies”

We hadn’t reached the first floor, before my medical colleague sternly said, “YOU are disgusting!  GET OUT!”  which the poor fellow did when we reached the first floor, even although he wanted off at the third!

Nobody messed with the wondererful Dr M.

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