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The Meenister’s Log
A particular minister thought that it would be an excellent idea to install a chandelier in the sanctuary. Not only would it obviously provide illumination, but it would also beautify the place.
He brought the matter before his office-bearers. “What we need is a chandelier,” he said….. but was immediately interrupted by an old Elder:
“Moderator, I object!” he said.
“Firstly,none of us can spell ‘chandly-ear”
“Secondly, there’s nae buddy in the congregation who’ll be able tae play it”
“And,thirdly, whit the Kirk needs mair urgently is mair licht!”