Preaching

Sermons

“I didn’t have a watch” “No, but there was a calendar on the wall beside you”

Sermons

Minister who preached at great length was criticised by one of his members following a particularly long service.

He apologised and added, “but there wasn’t a clock on the wall in front of me”

“aye”, came the reply, “but there’s a calendar behind you in the pulpit!”

Church Sermon

There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep.

After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, “Hello, I’m Gladys Dunn.”

And the gentleman replied, “You’re not the only one ma’am, I’m glad it’s done too!!!”