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Death in Jerusalem

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on holiday to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband that he could have her shipped home for £5000; alternatively it would cost only £500 to have her buried in the Holy Land.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £500?”

The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance”

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A Holy Land Burial

An Scotsman & his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly.

The undertaker said it will cost €5,000 to ship her home or €50 to bury her here.

The Scotsman said “ship her hame.”

The undertaker said, “But, sir, why don’t you bury her in the Holy Land & save the money?”

The Scotsman said “Listen here pal, a long, long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here & 3 days later he rose from the deed. She’s gawn  hame.”

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