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Get thee behind me……

A poor country minister was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a £350.00 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” he exclaimed. “I don’t know,” she cried. “I was in the store, looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the devil was whispering to me, saying,”you look great in that dress. You should buy it.’ ” “Well, you know how to deal with him,” countered her husband. “Just tell him, ‘Get behind me, Satan!’ ” “I did!” wailed his wife. “But then he said, ‘It looks great from back here,too!’ “

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