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Ramblin’ Pat loses the plot (again)

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The Pope, Billy Graham, and Pat Robertson died

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Pat Robertson died in a plane crash and showed up at the pearly gates. St. Peter was surprised “Oh dear! We weren’t expecting you and your quarters aren’t ready. We can’t take you in and we can’t send you back!” so he called Lucifer and said “I have three gentlemen who are ours, but their places aren’t ready yet. Could you put them up for a couple of days? I’ll owe you one.” The Devil reluctantly agreed but after a short time, called heaven. “Pete, this is Lucifer. You have to come get these three guys.

This Pope guy is forgiving everybody, the Graham fellow is saving everybody, and Robertson has raised enough money to buy air conditioning!”

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May 1, 2013 · 11:48