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There’s the story of the Buddhist acolyte who said to his master “O great one. You have sat immobile on this isolated rock for many days in search of enlightenment. I beseech you to share with me the greatest insight you have secured!” The master closed his eyes, thought for some time and said carefully “Yes oh pupil I can reveal that to you” “Then what is it, Oh master, what is it??” The master paused and said even more carefully “Never never never..leave the superglue next to the pile cream”

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