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Retirement in two days time
It was a pretty contentious conference and when we split into the usual “discussion groups”, I said something that was a bit provocative.
“I hope you’re not trying to mislead us” spat out a member of this little gathering with real venom in his voice.
“The Holy Spirit is my ‘Sat Nav'”, I replied.
“Huh! My Sat Nav took me first to the local abattoir, before I got here”
“Well, at least you would have had the ‘Silence of the Lambs there, rather than the bleating of a lot of woolly minded old sheep in this place!”