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A bit naughty

during the uplifting of the Offering, the Meenister went over to the organist and said, “you see Miss M. In the choir? I always thought that she was a natural blonde – but she’s wearing a very short skirt today and, well, you can see right up it and she’s obviously not!”

“Aye, she is a genuine blonde – these are a cluster of bluebottles you’re looking at!”

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