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Cardinals

Cardinals

So – that’s where the white smoke came from!

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March 15, 2013 · 22:25

Two Old Ladies

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude : What on earth is THAT?

Mable : A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.

Maude : Where did you get it?

Mable : You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles off to the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely, (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

“Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.”

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nuns

nuns

Nuns!

Pity it wasn’t pipe smoking – “Three Nuns” = nun yesterday, nun today,nun tomorrow

 

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September 28, 2012 · 08:23