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May 13, 2017 · 11:17

Mice Balls

This is reported to be true story is about a minister (who is not a computer literate person by his own admission)

He told of a real phone call he received from the church secretary.

Secretary: Rev, we’ve got a problem with the computers in the church vestry where you met with the confirmation class last week – Some of the boys in the class started messing with the mice.

 Minister: What?!?! (thinking: we’ve got mice in there????)

 Secretary: Yes, it seems some of the boys removed their balls.

 Minister: (incredulously:) Th..th…they did what?????? How in the world did they do that?

 Secretary: They must have used a screwdriver or something.

 Minister: We’ve got some pretty sick boys… I… I… didn’t even realize mice had balls…

 Secretary: Yeah, they roll around on them all the time.

Minister:: What?????? (still thinking of the little fury real animals) Well…what can we do?

Secretary: I guess we’ll have to put them back on

Minister: WHAT????????!!!!!!

Secretary: Hmmm….Rev, are we talking about the same thing?!

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