Just a few years ago, a well-loved and respected retired Minister was deservedly awarded an MBE (Member of the British Empire)
At the Presbytery meeting, following his recognition by Her Majesty, I happenened to be sitting beside him.
The Moderator was addressing him, and, rightly commending him and congratulating him on receiving this prized honour.
Suddenly, in the middle of the Moderator’s encomium, a mobile phone rang shrilly.
In a stage whisper, I said: “That will be the Palace asking for it back!”
{and, yes, some DID laugh}
Not a laughing matter….. many years ago, a particular “pastor” got himself into a spot of bother over a cell phone.
He was was from an independent church somewhere near Gretna Green, Scotland’s Wedding Capital.
He spent so much time there – in the various “Blacksmiths” venues, that (a) he made enough money from fees that he was able to build a house! And (b) he occasionally lost track of where he should be and when – to conduct a marriage ceremony.
Once, when nearing the end of one of his “Over the Anvil” services, his phone rang. Rather than ignore it, he answered it (this, mind you, during a wedding service).
It was another venue, where he was due round about that time (for yet another ceremony), and they were checking to find out where he was.
Rather than answer “soto voce”, he replied in a way that everyone present could hear…”I’m at ‘Ye Olde Horse-shoeing Anvil Shoppe’ (or wherever); I’ll be with you in five minutes or so, once I’ve finished with this lot!”
Naturally, the Bride’s Mother was not best pleased. “You’re the most insincere so-called clergyman I’ve ever met!” And she complained in no uncertain terms to the venue’s “marriage co-ordinators”
He didn’t conduct many more weddings thereafter.
I always check that my phone is switched off before taking a service of any kind. I once had as my ring tone the theme tune from ‘The Great Escape’ – now, imagine if it had been left switched on during a funeral?!!!
Or – my current one: the ‘Mission Impossible’ tune…… at a wedding???!!!